Tuesday, March 10, 2009

God does not love the bottom of the ocean.

I don't like scary things. I most definitely don't like Oceany-scary things.

I'm well aware of the beautiful correlation between both the earth and our bodies being composed of 2/3rds water. I'm pretty sure it's one of God's profound metaphors for deep, worldwide connection.
I love that all of us are connected to the earth and each other, bound and branded by beautiful and purposeful design.

But.

God does not love this creature.


Maybe He does, but I hate everything about this shark. I hope he's swimming on the opposite side of heaven and we happen to "just miss each other" for all of eternity.

I hate the Goblin Shark.

Also, almost every other water-breathing, bottom feeder.

2 comments:

candice valdespino said...

just saw this on tv last week:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mneDhOtVEQw

you're welcome.

The Passerby said...

i looked it up when you tweeted about it. dang reverse psychology. went something like this:

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*R.I.P. Alanah. She died of a freak-out.*

Thanks. Thanks a lot.